Another weekend of procrastination

So I didn’t do much this weekend.  I successfully ignored all of my homework, most of my cleaning, did not clear out my back bedroom, did not put my old bedroom set on craigslist, etc etc.. what did I do? Drank the rest of my pumpkin beer Friday night and caught up on my Tivo’dTV made out with a cute boy, Sat I made martinis and hosted a girl’s night in, and Sunday was a day of sloth on my couch playing Wii, and catching a second-run movie at the cheap theater, and making out with another cute boy. I’m amazed I’m doing so well in school this quarter although I am actually going to have to set aside a little bit of study time this weekend. That and brave the dank, dark scariness of the gimp hole under my house, to start dragging out the Christmas decorations.  Speaking of decorations, my WT neighbors have already started to decorate their house for Xmas.  There is no rhyme or reason to the lights in their yard. They have the house trimmed in red and green lil lights.  In one tree, on HALF of one side they have lil white lights, on the other half are multi-colored lights.  I was making a joke to my friends that if I could find some red, white, and blue lights left over from the 4th, I could complete their look. Apparently I spoke too soon, as on half of the second tree in their yard has lil white lights with the LARGE blue lights on the other side… the only thing missing is some yard gnomes in santa outfits and a gigantic inflatable snowman (which the neighbors across the street already have up..) I’m thinking if I just decorate my house in easter crap, it will complete the neighborhood trashy look. 

Robin wanted to know why I got a Wii, and sadly it is because I can potentially make my fat ass a lil smaller with minimal exercise, and the majority of the games are more simplistic, meaning I can actually play them, since I never graduated beyond the super nintendo remote and my PS2 remote with it’s gazillion buttons and functions confuse me.  The Xbox and PS3 are equally intimidating to me.  Seriously, watch me play GTA and you will be begging for me to step back from the remote.. It’s pretty pathetic.

I’m not REALLY a jackass, at least I don’t think I am….

So I was in Wally-world the other night picking up a few necessities and Halloween candy and noticed they already have the christmas candy, out.  Would I be a totally awful person if I decided to hand out candy canes for Halloween? I’d find it amusing, I mean at least it’s candy.  I will never be the jackass that hands out toothbrushes or raisins to kids seeking their sugar fix from a stranger.  I’m all geeked out for Halloween this Friday.  I have the light up orange and black T shirt to wear while handing out candy to the lil ones, most because the little ones begging for candy will be eye-level with my ass, and the slutty sheriff outfit I will be donning later in the night does not mesh well with bending over to dispense candy.  I’m sure the lil ones want treats, not to be scarred for life. I have the hard cider and pumpkin spice beer in my fridge stocked, I need to find the pumpkin collar I have for the cat, and I will be ready for the evening!

OK this is now a 2 day post cuz it’s Halloween, and I got my 3rd quarter bonus.  I SHOULD think of others and start my Xmas shopping early, instead I purchased a Wii for myself and stocked up on more booze for the evening. Hooray Me!!! Plus I just found out we are getting off work a few hrs early today, HELL YEAH!!!