I’m not talking about me. Dear god no! I loves me my vodka man! I’m referring to the fact, completely random out of the blue I get this email from a guy I dated close to this time last year. “How are you doing? I owe you an apology. It was real shitty of me to do what I did. I’m sorry. You were very nice to me. I hope you are doing well.” I seriously don’t know if he saw a personal ad I had up, or entered a 12 step program and was onto the apology stage but the male ego is truly a mystery I will never understand. The reality is, this was a guy who “disappeared” after a month of dating, but its interesting he fails to realize, I never ever emailed him, IM’d him, or called him either. The truth was he was a nice guy but a “temporary entertainment” type of situation for me, so the out worked for both of us. My breakup strategies are the following: A. usually to simply disappear to never be heard from again, or B. act like a crazy bitch till dude breaks up with ME. I usually choose option A.
On other updates into the sordid world that is my love life (that’s sarcasm folks) After a couple failed attempts to meet up, I finally met this one guy I was talking to, who is adorable, tall, nice, similar personality to mine and the best part.. he is a twin….oh the possibilities…bwaaa haaaa haaaa!
I still need to figure out what the hell I am going to be for Halloween. I’m thinking of the blonde chick from Reno 911 or a geisha but am having a hard time finding a costume I like or that fits properly. I don’t mind busty, slutty, or short, but it WOULD be nice to find something that at least covers over 75% of my ass…sheesh! Any suggestions?
Just the rantings of your favorite lunatic 